OK, this is a true store that happened last weekend. Greg (my bf) and I decided to go to our local bar for a few drinks. Anyway, we go in and it's filled with Latinos and the music box was playing Lynard Skynard so I was happy right off the bat.
Anyway, we settled down next two guys that and we noticed they were drinking these mixed shot drinks and they were pretty wasted. After I started to get buzzed I got into their conversation and we were having fun. Well, I had found out that their wives were mad at them and took all their money, so they were calling all their friends asking them to come down to the bar and buy them drinks lol. One of them showed up a little while later and bought them a pitcher of beer and more
shots.
Well... he looked over at us and asked if we have ever tried the drink they had and we both said no. ...so, he get's the bartender's attention and says, "Hey Pico, make these two a Wet Pussy and put the little hairs on the side... "
LOL I thought I was going to die laughing... hehe
